“She’ll think you’re a psycho. Don’t want that, do we Zach?”
— FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan
“Stick around, I’m full of bad ideas.”
— Isaac Clarke
“THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?”
— Bad Dudes
“Fuck a duck!”
— The Bear Jew
“If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jakobs!”
— Marcus Kincaid
“Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf.”
— Ken
“I’m not an adult, I’m a man!”
— Ozma Lee
“I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy.”
— Julius Benedict
“Tastes like trees and smells like the sun.”
— A funny girl named Brianna