“You’ve read it! You can’t unread it!”

— Lynk Former (in 2006)

“You must hurry… Before it’s too late…”

— Princess Zelda, before I spent 100 hours dicking around Hyrule, doing random crap for no reason

“Video games are meant to be just one thing. Fun. Fun for everyone.”

— Satoru Iwata

“You move this motherfucker here, then you take this motherfucker and move it here.”

— Unlucky motherfucker with teacher standing behind him

“Again, it’s like poetry, so that they rhyme, every stanza rhymes with the next one.”

— Georgeo de Lucas, first Emperor of Han dynasty

“I’m the boss of this city you ugly son of a bitch!”

— Bruno Borgia

“Why can’t these kids just do as their told?!”

— Geordi Shorts

“There’s only room for one Boss and one Snake.”

— The Boss

“Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.”

— Ratio Tile

“Princess Peach’s sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta’s desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!”

— Fawful

“The job is… KILLER IS DEAD.”

— Mondo Zappa