An analysis of keyword searches bringing people to this humble video game site

It’s been a little over two years since I opened this web site and during that time I’ve kept a record of traffic statistics for various administrative purposes. Most of it is actually pretty boring stuff that wouldn’t really interest anyone aside from myself, but there’s always something interesting to find when you take a look at the keyword searches people type into search engines to end up at Twilight Lynk.

Some of what people search for is pretty standard, like names of games I’ve mentioned on the blog, “Dead Space” being the most popular, and general video game related material… but there’s always someone looking for a little something more or something that sounds completely unrelated to what I’ve been posting up in this place… I’ve posted up lists of strange keywords people use to get to Twilight Lynk on the forum for awhile now, but this time I thought I should go in-depth and find out exactly why people want to see naked pictures of Chris Redfield……….

So I guess the best thing to do is to group some of the keyword searches together, starting with…

Samus attracts quite a lot of different searches including…

samus aran sex, samus aran no clothes, samus hot, 3d naked samus, samus tentacle, there will be brawl samus, samus aran suits, zero suit samus aran, zero suit samus breast enhancement mod, samus aran naked, metroid prime samus aran sex, samus snake sex, isaac clarke vs. samus, naked sex zero suit samus, does zero suit samus have jiggle physics, samus tits, zero suit samus aran with big boobs and tits images, samus aran ass, zero suit samus butt too big?, samus muscles grew huge, samus aran breasts getting bigger, samus aran breast super smash bros oversized, etc…

Clearly people want a piece of Samus anyway they can and despite the fact that I don’t have any porn on this site (a shame, I know…) the result of these searches are purely my fault, though not intentionally. It seems like the “Look at me now.” Game characters and their new looks entry where I’ve talked extensively about Samus’ tits and ass and Nintendo’s abuse of Samus’ assets in recent years. I apologise to anyone who has been searching for kinky Samus pics and have ended up coming to a dead end on this site but really… there are easier ways of finding your porn without using a search engine.

On the other hand, the recent Game Spotlight: Metroid: Other M entry has been getting some nice legitimate searches coming through…

how much money is metriod other m, metroid other m where d the energy power ups go?, metroid other m has the worst controls, metroid other m replenish missiles, metroid other m s story make any sense?, metroid prime the other m not really her backround, worst part other m, metroid other m feels like fusion, metroid other m worst final boss, metroid franchise status, is metroid prime retconned, moogle ridley, etc…

It looks like my negative views on the game have attracted like minded individuals… which, to be honest, is a big relief. I honestly thought that everyone else LOVED that game… and I can’t see how anyone can!

Going back to the more ridiculous…

gaming ass jiggle, enjey porn, batman arkham asylum breast jiggle, fucking in the country, shapely characters, naked women who put snakes in their asses and have huge boobs, star trek 2009 boob, soul calibur cameltoe cap, hottest ass, sexy women from soul calibur, one breast bigger than the other, naked chris redfield pics, super smash bros. brawl female fighters naked, lara croft having sex, lingeries office hentai voice actors, lesbian rape, chris sex redfield, selvaria boob jiggle. haruhi sex realdoll, armpit sex anime, no fapping allowed, real dickgirl, etc…

Now the interesting one out of the whole lot (aside from that OTHER one…) is the “Fucking in the country” one… Obviously it’s because of the “I Fucking Hate This Country” series, where I bitch about certain things going on in Australia related to video games and the Internet, that is to blame… but why is this specific set of words attracting so much attention? Out of curiosity I actually did a search myself and found that it’s actually a “classic” porn movie set on a farm involving… stuff… yeah… stuff.

But speaking of hate…

i fucking hate michigan, this fucking country, i fucking hate australia, i hate this fucking country, i fucking hate twilight, fucking hate new zealand, i fucking hate dealing with the government, i fucking hate america, what kind of fucking country is this anyway, i fucking hate aussies, i fucking hate australia i want to move, i fucking hate american censorship, i fuckiing hate fallout 3, etc…

…there seems to be a lot of it going around… so it looks like haters are gonna keep on hating…

Speaking of haters… there are quite a few of them when it comes to video games. I wrote an entry awhile back called PS3 has no games – Prove me wrong as well as Sega does what Nintendon’t to try to get a rise out of people in an effort to attract them to the site, but it looks like there are some other keywords that seem to take a dig at various things too…

ps3 has no games, sega does what nintendon’t, all games are downgraded for that suck box, spirit tracks worst zelda game, suckbox crapbox, why do all game characters look like there on steroids, star fox sucks, why does the ps3 have no games, destroyed for the suck box, why does virtual console publish shitty games?, i don’t care for twilight princess, that’s odd because the ps3 has no games, why do video game characters look so ridiculous?, why dont wii games have a plot, etc…

Actually, one of the more interesting groups of keywords searches comes from an old entry I posted up called Animal Crossing: Coloured Folk, where I pretty much said that the lack of ethnic diversity in Animal Crossing seemed stupid since not everyone who plays it has the same skin colour. Folks over at a Nintendo site ended up commenting pretty heavily on that topic (on their site) and was pretty much saying that this isn’t even an issue and that I was blowing things out of proportion and that no one really cares… judging by the keyword searches over the years, it looks like A LOT of people care enough to search for it… or maybe it’s just white folk wondering why they’ve turned dark in the game…

why does the character in animal crossing city folk get dark?, black skin in animal crossing, animal crossing wii my characters skin tone changed, why is my skin colour so brown on animal crossing wild world, why am i black in animal crossing, dark skin oanimal crossing city folk, animal crossing city folk why is my skin darker than it was?, skin tone animal crossing, dark skin on animal crossing city folk, animal crossing city folk black skin, can your guy have black skin animal crossing wii, racist animal crossing, how do you get dark skin for animal crossing, animal crossing wild world character permanent skin tone, can you be black skin in animal crossing, no black people in animal crossing, change skin color on animal crossing, animal crossing wii cheats how to make players with brown skin, permanently change skin tone in animal crossing wild world. etc…

…seems funny that some people are unsettled that they have suddenly gotten dark skin in the game but the fact that players can’t have dark skin as a choice is somehow a non-issue… hmmm.

Of course, there are some keyword searches that just totally confuse me…

sola colorless wind piano spartito, www resident evil 4 wessel cute coed will, tigress the fighting feline pokégirl, transhumanism is about how technology will solve the problems inherent in the human condition cyberpunk is about how it won’t, heug crocodaile videio, he sick disease manga, we want you to do what you do best; be unorthodox be lethal, you and i were the perfect example of when a tornado meets a volcano, howdy amigos how y’all doin, grasping at straws origin, powered by vbulletin types of nuclear weapons, powered by vbulletin u.s. governments history of top secret projects, mothers against pregnancy, fuking violenté avec matériel médical, you fuck me animes can, can you play ps2 games on wii, how do you get your characters to look like twilight on animal crossing, i want to have sex with an animated character, hard gropen chikan, its gonna be me that slaughters the world, now i look at their info as well, i want you be life me lynk, homer side or not lol side japanese or not right?, am i heartless for not crying when my grandfather died?, stuck in the middle with noobs, nickelback, what does everyone mean they all died in the end of twilight sega, the economy situation of england, etc…

…the list of strange ones is long, but believe it or not, there are a tonne more where they came from. Some of the ones I listed disturb and confuse me greatly… personally, I want to know why people assume that a modded Wii would be able to play PS2 games to begin with.

So, anyway… did you all like my really cheap entry? I’ll try to post up more stuff this month if I’m able to find time but I always seem to be swamped in these damn uni assignments… they don’t seem to end. Anyway, if you want to see more of these listed you can find them in The Fun World of The Internets thread on the forum. Now I’m going back to work… *sigh*…